[edwin@bw2:~] nslookup - hastur.rlyeh.net
Default Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
> set querytype=txt
> set domain=adventure
> 1
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
1.adventure text = "You are walking along a country road, you \
spot a pizza lying in the middle of the road. \
You are ravenous with hunger. Do you (2) walk \
past, or (3) attack the poor helpless pizza?"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 2
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
2.adventure text = "You continue along the country road... \
You come to a place you recognize, a pizza is \
lying in the middle of the road. \
You are ravenous with hunger. Do you (2) walk \
past, or (3) attack the poor helpless pizza?"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 3
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
3.adventure text = "You attack the pizza, there is an epic battle. \
As you're an experienced adventurer, you see \
that this is a 1 HD pizza. Should be easy to \
kill. Type (4)."
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 4
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
4.adventure text = "You miss the pizza. \
The pizza missed. \
You miss the pizza. \
The pizza unbalanced you. \
You slash the pizza across the face. \
The pizza spun you around. \
You slash the pizza lightly. \
Something happens. Type (5)."
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 5
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
5.adventure text = "Something strange happens. As you hit \
the pizza, it grows, absorbing energy \
from your hits. Type (7)"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 7
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
7.adventure text = "The pizza grows, and is now becoming \
very large. Do you want to: (8) continue \
to harass the pizza, or (9) run away?"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
Okay, now the story splits in two parts (hugely interactive!)
First the flee part:
> 9
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
9.adventure text = "You run away, and live to run another day."
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
Wow, you've survived it... But what would have happened when you didn't flee and were stupid enough to continue fighting?:
> 8
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
8.adventure text = "You missed the pizza. \
The pizza blasted you. \
You missed the pizza. \
The pizza blasts you, pulverizing a great deal of assorted bones. \
You feel dizzy. \
The pizza leaves up. Type (11)"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 11
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
11.adventure text = "A shadow appears around your legs. \
As you bend down to study the strange phenomenon, \
you hear a curious whistling sound from above. \
You look up, just in time to see the pizza, falling \
from the sky, crushing you to pieces. Type (12)"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
> 12
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
12.adventure text = "You lie flat on the road, You are steaming in the \
sun, and your cheese is just starting to melt. \
You see an adventurer coming towards you on the road."
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2
Real adventurers (if anybody still reading) have seen we missed number 6. But that was on purpose!
> 6
Server: hastur.rlyeh.net
Address: 193.215.252.2
6.adventure text = "Did I tell you to type 6? Huh? Did I?"
adventure nameserver = hastur.rlyeh.net
hastur.rlyeh.net internet address = 193.215.252.2Enough for today, enjoy a real mud :-)
MavEtJu